Writing Samples – Bubble Max

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Bubble Max Smartphone

$1999999.99 & FREE Shipping

      • 6.3″ HD screen
      • 5.9 GHz OctoQuad-core processor
      • Bubble OS v82.5 Under The Sea
      • 65G LTE; Wi-Fizle capable
      • Bluesharktooth 98.1 wireless waterstream technology
      • 800 MP Camera / 12 MP front facing Camera
      • 23 TB internal memory
      • Max Micro SD memory card up to 5 TB (not included)
      • Plans sold separately

Bubble Max Smartphone in default Oceanic Blue with smart water technology. Newest design sets you free from needing to recharge while in water. Sporting the celebrated release of the OctoQuad-core processor, the Bubble Max will have you sailing through your digital connections. Comes in Oceanic Blue, Salmon Pink, and EELectric Green.

What to Do About Wrinkles?! Read on!

Lines, lines, lines.  We all have them.  If not now, later.  And then some!  Though we may not like their appearance, there are expert ways of fighting against the tide.  Your absolute best course of action is to hydrate and moisturize, and not just your face alone!

Hydration is the Key!

Make sure you are drinking plenty of water throughout the day.  Hydrate your whole body from the inside out.  Not only will it rejuvenate your skin, but your whole appearance.  And your body will thank you for it, too.  We lose a significant amount of water in our bodies via our skin every day through a scientific process documented by Golara Honari and Howard Maibach called transepidermal water loss (TEWL for short), that causes us to lose elasticity and plumpness.  Nope, not the bad kind of plump, the good kind that makes you look healthy and glowing.  Making sure to re-hydrate with water is the number one defense against weathered and sagging skin.

Moisturize… and Moisturize

Be sure to be rigorous in your face moisturizing routine.  In the morning, after showers, and in the evenings before bed.  Moisturize your face before your make up routine, especially those lips.  Matte lipsticks are notorious for drying those pretty puckers out, so be sure to use a lip moisturizer as well.  The older you are, the more wisdom you have, and more wrinkles!  No need to feel down about it, though.  Own it as a badge of honor and show them who’s boss – bust those wrinkles down to size by applying a serum before you moisturize.

Hydrate and moisturize and you’ll be taking lines, and years, off your face in no time!

Writing Samples: Short Ad Copy

Carp A Day
Taking carpe diem to a whole new level.
Fresh, tasty fish from stream to store.
Only $199.99!

RAID Towing
Beetles getting you down?
Try RAID Towing. $40 Per Tow.
We’ll tow your worries away~

Cadmium Yellow Oranges
Tastes like sunlight and heavy metals.
Full of all the yummy minerals you will ever need.
So good, you won’t last long!
And don’t forget, We Deliver!

How to Rid Your Cat of Hairballs
In 12 Easy, Fool-proof Steps
So easy, your cat can do it!

Writing Sample: Infernale Loafers

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Photo by Clem Onojeghuo from Pexels

Take you where you go, when you want to go. You’ve got places to go and a world to dominate. Don’t get left behind tying your shoes when our patented leather slip-on’s will have you slipping out the door and on your journey before the competition knows your gone.

Crafted in Hellzpurrig from the finest angora hare flesh and soled with the hide of your defeated enemies, these sinfully dark dyed loafers will empower and support you through all your nefarious endeavors. The insides are lined with freshly culled lamb pelts for a luxurious, carnal feel that keeps your senses tingling all day long.

Not to mention, they keep your feet happy, too!