Writing Sample: Infernale Loafers

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Photo by Clem Onojeghuo from Pexels

Take you where you go, when you want to go. You’ve got places to go and a world to dominate. Don’t get left behind tying your shoes when our patented leather slip-on’s will have you slipping out the door and on your journey before the competition knows your gone.

Crafted in Hellzpurrig from the finest angora hare flesh and soled with the hide of your defeated enemies, these sinfully dark dyed loafers will empower and support you through all your nefarious endeavors. The insides are lined with freshly culled lamb pelts for a luxurious, carnal feel that keeps your senses tingling all day long.

Not to mention, they keep your feet happy, too!

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