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Crafted in Hellzpurrig from the finest angora hare flesh and soled with the hide of your defeated enemies, these sinfully dark dyed loafers will empower and support you through all your nefarious endeavors. The insides are lined with freshly culled lamb pelts for a luxurious, carnal feel that keeps your senses tingling all day long.
