well, since this list is too quiet (you could hear a sweatdrop in this list!) i've decided to try to liven things up. this is a short fic that i wrote which can or can't be continued depending on you. it's not a normal fic that you'd find here and i'm sure you guys could relate to this at some level. besides, at parts, i think this might even be funny (imagine that!). so you don't know whjat you are missing until you read this. THE DRUNKEN LUNA BAR & GRILL ------------------------------- in a bar borderlining sanity and the New Hampshire border, we find our brave heros of the bssm cast spending their time off. it was late into the night, about 9 o'clock (sailor senshi do have strict bedtimes, after all. they have to be well-rested to fight off the negaverse afterall), and the inner senshi had been long since drunk for a good hour or so. The inner senshi, long since abandoning their drinks, have migrated to the pool tables where they began trying to strike fear in the hearts of the 8 ball with their speeches of love and justice. surprisngly, they have no effect on it. others, covered in sweatdrops and many other signs of embarrassment, have gone home. leaving on a few handfuls of people left. among these few "survivors" are michiru, mimet, and alumium siren who are currently attempting to do the karoke version of "lady marmalade" off in a far off corner with no success (mimet has come to beleive that if they were more better dressed (or rather more under dressed) for the part then they'd do better but michiru doesn't quite agree... she thinks if haruka would strip a little things would heat up... er, improve their singing skills of course). then, one table covered with at least two levels of random drinks and assorted empty glasses lazily stacked on top of each other. sitting at the table is naru (aka "molly"), haruka (whose english name the auther hasn't the foggiest clue what it is but is pretty sure it starts with an 'a'), zoisite, and kunzite (aka "malachite"). molly: *slams her head on the table and mumbling something* malachite: you're going to have to speak up. molly: *louder* i can't stand my voice! it's so obnoxious! malachite and zoisicite: *cringing at the new york accent* you're telling us! molly: it sucks! first i'm like the single source of energy for the nega-verse and then one morning i wake up and i have a new york accent! i mean, who's heard of a new york accent in a native japanese person?! it's like some strange disease or something! malachite: *slurs drunkenly* you're complaining! i woke up one morning with a name change! and to make it worse, in the same night, my boyfriend had a sex change! *molly shrinks behind her drink and decides its best not to mention her name change* zoisite: well, hun, at least you didn't undergo the sex change!! how would like suddenly transforming from a sexy, deep voiced male to a prissy female?! and damn, let me tell you, when you have a sex change they don't warn you about "that time of the month"!! malachite: but who's at the receiving end? and more importantly, who is the one who always ends up going out and buying "them" every time "that time of the month" comes along? hmm?! do you know how embarrassing it is? zoisite: well, excuse me, mr. never-had-to-use-a-tampon-before! *turns her PMSing back away from malachite* haruka: *whispering to malachite* i'd be nice while she's PMSing, if i were you. zoisite: *angrily* what'd you say?! haruka: i said that at least you two were still able to be a couple! the moment we step into america, michiru and i are suddenly -related- and that i'm dating my cousin. molly: wait a minute, do you mean that you and michiru are-? haruka: *as if daring her* are what? molly: aren't really cousins? haruka: no, you dipwad! *smacks molly upside the head just because she can't stand the new york accent any longer* yaten: what are you all b*tching about this time? haruka: *growling* you wouldn't know, now would you? yaten: oh i see. still complaing about the dubbing? *rolls eyes* i thought you guys would get sick of that by now. haruka: just you wait until you get dubbed! yaten: *blowing a raspberry* i highly doubt it! *runs of humming happily* to be continued... ? nebula "Caffeine is my sheperd: I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction I will fear no Equal(tm): For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe by me in the presence of Juan Valdez. Thou anointest my day with pep: my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I shall dwell in the House of Maxwell forever. Amen."