this thing just seems to go on and on, doesn't it? well, after taking a break and reading wicked's lovely side story (you know, i was thinking. mamo-baka and the pink ranger might very well be twins after all... wouldn't it be so cute, if they were? i know wicked and i would enjoy it when he finally comes out with the truth!), i have come up with some fresh ideas. one of these fresh ideas is that if you have any that you'd like to submit (in the ways of ideas or other things) you can and i will do my best to put them in. i know i've gotten a lot of inspiration from wicked and erica. (thanks you guys! ^_^) but really, we should have a nice list bonding thing. no one is talking any more! i can only do so much... ... oh and wicked darling, i hope you don't mind making another appearance. *smiles innocently* insert standard disclaimer here... and here... and here... and hell, why not here as well? warning: do not read if you have an acute (or obtuse) fear of microphones, Wicked, Michiru, or refences to hentai, pop singers, and talents of any kind, or if you just plain ol' get offended easily. the drunken luna bar and grill: part 6 --------------------------------------- adventure 2: the interviews... nebula: *speaking into a random microphone* Now, the best place to interview anime characters is the Drunken Luna Bar and Grill. They are usually extremely friendly here, and if they aren't... well, just wait a few drinks more and they'll be your best friend. Guarenteed. And if not, Luna will refund your money. Now, we're going to go around asking characters extremely important questions, and see what response they get. *walks up to a sober michiru* michiru, mind if i ask you a few questions? michiru: if you buy me a drink... chibichibi and artemis are better at poker than they seem. *eyes the two small characters roll in poker chips* Nebula and Michiru walk up to the bar and order drinks. Michiru orders a cognac and Nebula orders a coke with a lemon (she has to stay sober on the job after all!). Neb: Now, Michiru, honestly, Brittany or Madonna? Michiru: Hm... That's a hard choice. Brittany seems like she'd be fun in bed, but you can never tell with those pop-stars. But, Madonna... now there's someone I'd LTK!(1). She has talent. She's reinvented herself so many times that I'm sure she has some good moves up her sleeve... Now, Haruka. She's good, but she isn't very inventive. She always- Neb: NEXT! *grabs Haruka (quite randomly I assure you)* Haruka, honestly, what did you think of the movie Spice World? Haruka: *holds head, screams, and starts pulling out her hair* I'll never know what dress Posh decided to wear... Michiru: *whispering softly, like she's done it a million times* Haruka darling, she wore the little gucci dress... *rolls eyes* Haruka: But -which- one?! Michiru: I don't think it really matters... she's hot either way. *looks at Nebula* Say, don't you think she looks a bit like Catherine Zeta Jones? Nebula: Um, yeah... sure. ... ... NEXT!! *pulls Makoto as she walks by* Makoto: Huh? neb: I have a question for you from Wicked.. Makoto: Oh god... Do you have to ask it? Neb: *ignoring the response* Are your "talents" real, fake, or other? Makoto: *blushes*... I have to -go- now...*leaves* Michiru: They're very real, I assure you... *winks* Neb: How would you- *Michiru smiles seductively and winks again* Never mind. I -don't- want to know!*grabs Ami* Ami: *drunkenly* Wha? Neb: Another question by Wicked: Do you have hentai on your computer? *Ami blinks* Ami: *innocently* Hentai? What's that? *shrugs and walks off* Michiru: She lies. Neb: Oh shut up! Michiru: You're so sexy when you're angry... Neb: I'm working right now... Michiru: When do you get off? Neb: Um... Suddenly, Wicked appears behind the bar counter. Wicked: Right now if you want her to! I'll take over for her! *practically shoves Nebula at Wicked* Nebula: I'm not sure it's such a good idea... *Michiru drags her off and Wicked smiles evilly* Wicked: Now, the fun's going to start...*laughs evilly* *(1)-LTF- like to Fuck TRAILER: Oh, no! What's going to happen to poor Nebula? (Or maybe we don't want to know...) And for Dios's sake, somebody please take that microphone away from Wicked! (Not even Akio will know what will result with such an evil combination)! ... and does anybody want to write a term paper for me? It would be greatly appreciated, thanks. ^_^ ... and if you have any questions you want to ask the characters (serious or nonserious), tell them to me and i'll place them in for ya! The more you people contribute, the better... nebula "Your absence has gone through me Like thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color" "The boat delicately graced the surface of the serene lake exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't..." "His disappearance was as noticed as the disappearance of the period after the Dr in Dr Pepper..." "Caffeine is my sheperd: I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction I will fear no Equal(tm): For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe by me in the presence of Juan Valdez. Thou anointest my day with pep: my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I shall dwell in the House of Maxwell forever. Amen."