insert standard (and not so standard disclaimer) here. THE DRUNKEN LUNA BAR & GRILL: part 5 --------------------------------------- All the stick-figure SM characters pile in on a line. Wicked has returned with Nebula's fansubs, and they are all ready to play in the big screen TV at the bar. We find Tamahome is working behind the consession stand, trying to make some more extra "pocket-change". Tamahome: Hey, you over there with the blue hair! Stick-figure Ami: Me? Tamahome: Yeah, you. How many other people over there have blue hair? SFA: My hair is blue...? Tamahome: Yes... SFA: And what exactly is this... hair? Tamahome: The stringy stuff on your head... that's blue. SFA: And blue is... what? Tamahome: Uh... yeah. Okay. ... Hey! Want some popcorn? Stick-figure Ami: ...Popcorn? Tamahome: Yeah. You know... white puffy-stuff with salt and butter... very good... not too expensive... sold here...? SFA: ... I don't think so. Tamahome: How about some soda? SFA: ... Soda? Tamahome: Yeah. You know. A drink. Bubbly. Carbonated. Caffeinated. Very good. *looks at the puzzled look on SFA* Oh forget it! Just go sit down! SFA: Sit... down? Tamahome: GO! *SFA walks away and Tamahome curses the amnesia stick figure characters (they poor business)* The characters are all sitting down (after an exhausting explanation of what chairs and sitting is). Nebula pushes in the first volume of her SM collection and presses play. The fansubs start rolling... Random comments could be heard throughout the showing. Such random comments are: -"I'm really that ditzy?" -"OMG! Is that me? You can look all the way up my skirt!!" -"AAAHHHHH! My tape! My tape! The stupid VCR just ate my tape!!" "Now, I'll never know what happens! *pouts*" "I'll give you a hint: the good guys will win after long speeches of love and justice..." "No shit, sherlock!" "Hey! Don't ruin the ending for those who haven't seen it!" -"I'm such a dork... I can't believe I just said that." -"He's from the Negaverse, you baka! Stop hitting on him!" "Hey! I take offense to that!" "You would! *sticks tongue out*" -"Don't run! Use your moon power!" -"I'm so stupid... Did I really just do that?... Oh god. I'm such an idiot." -"I wanna ride the horsie!" "Meatball head, it's Pegasus." "... Does that mean I can't ride it? *hits the guy* And it's odango, not meatball!" -"AAAUGGHH! NOT ANOTHER TAPE! It's nearly impossible to replace fansubs these days!! ...Wicked! Keep your hands OFF -my- bara no mcflurry! I mean it! And you too, Tamahome! Just because you're hot doesn't mean you can have a bite of my bara no mcflurry!" -"Star gentle Utereus? ...Man. What was I thinking?" -"Hey! I look really good in that outfit! Mini-skirts are so my thing!" -"YES! Good conquers evil AND I also get the hunky guy..." "... who throws roses and recites stupid speeches" "Just because you can't get a romantic guy like Mamoru, doesn't mean that you have to ruin it for me!" "Trust me, I don't -want- him. I'm perfectly happy with my girlfriend..." -"I want a gold outfit like that" "I'd clash with your hair, Michiru..." "Okay, fine, the leather vinyll outfits then." "You already own a pair of those..." "Oh yeah. I do, don't I?" -"*sobs* I always cry at happy endings..." "Here, I don't need these kleenex, Galaxia." "Thanks, Usagi... *sniff*" Slowly, the anime characters begin to slowly return to their nonstickfigure selfs... but all is not well at the overflowing popcorn machine begins to spark... TRAILER: Have the characters truly gotten their memories back? And how long will it last until DiCMan returns? And, who is watching the popcorn popper? Don't they know it's sparking? Nebula "Your absence has gone through me Like thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color" "The boat delicately graced the surface of the serene lake exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't..." "His disappearance was as noticed as the disappearance of the period after the Dr in Dr Pepper..." "Caffeine is my sheperd: I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction I will fear no Equal(tm): For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe by me in the presence of Juan Valdez. Thou anointest my day with pep: my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I shall dwell in the House of Maxwell forever. Amen."