well, with the help of boredom from being sick for 5 days, my cold medicine, raspberry gingerale, and some caffeine, i've finally been able to whip this out. *smiles evilly* hope you enjoy. insert standard disclaimer here. the drunken luna bar and grill: part 3 ---------------------------------------- *play opening credits and theme song* scene: next to the currently nonexistent pool table (random insert from author's friend: luna is sure going to send DiCMan the bill for that one! that pool table was a gift from akio!) the "almighty" DiCMan is seen panting and drenched in sweat (and without his superhero cape (tm). <> DiCMan is clutching his butcherknife of dubbing doom (tm) and is surrounded by all his dubbing carnage. You see bits of pieces of the characters and plots, but it's become so badly chopped that everything is incoherant and rather confusing. In a sick sad way, it seems a bit like the Teletubbies, Pokemon, and Barney combined with girls in extremely short miniskirts. DiCMan: *is completely full of himself* who's your daddy?! who's yo' daddy, foo'?! i'm yo' daddy foo'! from the pile of dubbing carnage, a hand pops up. ami: *flipping of DiCMan in a rather nasty way which is totally un-ami-like* fuck you asshole... *everyone turns to her in absolute shock* what? never heard me swear before?! go to hell, you bitches. *DiCMan gasps* oh, go to hell, ya bastard. sailor moon: *utterly and completely shocked... so shocked that she is suddenly sober* AMI!!!!! ami: what? god, you people are so sheltered and naive... minako to makoto: *whispered* she's had one too many "virgin" marys... makoto: how would you know? * minako smiles innocently* ...you spiked her drinks?! minako: *innocently* well, somebody had to do it... rei: don't you remember the last time she got this drunk?! minako: *shakes her head* makoto: *sweatdrops* maybe that's a good thing...*shudders* DiCMan: *ignoring the side conversation, is completely enraged by what our lil' ol' ami-chan said* how dare you use such foul langague!! *raises his almighty butcher knife of dubbing doom* you shall pay!! *charges* screams of the already badily dubbed anime characters can be heard... 10 minutes later... the characters of sailor moon are reduced to stick figures with amesia. stickfigureyaten: *still rocking back and forth* my name's not sasha... my name is not sasha... but wait, what is my name? i don't know my name. *thinks* sasha. maybe it's sasha. yes. that's it. my name is sasha... my name is sasha... oh! the horror! the absolute horror! what is in store for our characters next?! will they get their memories back? what happened last time ami's virgin marys got spiked? will DiCMan ever realize that he just doesn't look good in supertight spandex, that his underwear is showing, and that he left his cape at home? and is yaten destined to believe his name is sasha?! stay tune next time for the chilling next installment of the drunken luna bar and grill.... *roll credits* now, wasn't that fun? nebula